Good Will Fucking

Hacía mucho que no ponía ninguna "YouTube Gilipolluás", últimamente estoy muy vago.
Sarah Silverman es una comediante estadounidense de lo más políticamente incorrecta. Empezó su carrera, como muchos, en el Saturday Night Live y ha terminado teniendo un show propio en Comedy Central. Y a pesar de que la crítica ha aclamado las dos temporadas de la serie, no deja de ser centro de todo tipo de controversias, desde sus chistes raciales (ella misma es judía, algo que para nosotros no tiene mucho sentido pero que en Estados Unidos entra dentro de los chistes raciales) hasta sus comentarios, siendo presentadora de los MTV Awards, sobre Britney Spears ("wow, es alucinante: tiene 25 años y ya ha hecho todo lo que va a hacer en su vida...", o a propósito de sus hijos: "los más adorables errores que vereis"). Ha provocado que asociaciones le pidan que se excuse por chistes o declaraciones racistas, e incluso se ha creado una plataforma anti-Sarah Silverman de fans de Britney Spears... pero ya se sabe lo que es USA.
Bueno, el caso es que esta chica sabe sacarle el lado cachondo a cualquiera, y aquí hay un buen ejemplo, como invitada en el Show de Jimmy Kimmel, contándole que...:



SS: Hey, Jimmy, it's me
I'm in a... a hotel, I don't know
I've been on the road for so long
I don't even know the city I'm in anymore, to be honest
Anywhere I've been thinking about you a lot and I...
I've been needing to tell you something
I don't know why I haven't,
but it's important
I mean, we've been together for so long, over 5 years
and still haven't told you, this is not right, so...
here it is...

I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: I'm sorry but it's true
SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: I'm not imagining it's you

SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar

SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: While you're drinking diet Snapples
SS: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She said she's fucking Matt Damon
MD: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples?... Get it?
(Vale, lo que dice Matt de sus tetas no lo cojo, coñe)

SS: Hey Jim, don't take it bad
Remember all the good times we had
Like the time we went fishing
And we caught a bunch of fish
Then you puked in the bucket
Of fish that we caught

Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who's that knocking at my door?
Girls: Amfa!
Boys: Amfa who?
Girls: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Boys: She's fucking Matt Damon

SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: And you know that I ain't lying
SS: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: Ask The Insider's Pat O'Brien
PO: (tampoco le entiendo todo...) confirmed that she isn't fucking Matt Damon.

SS: Last week, when I was playing Scrabbel with you on-line,
I was fucking Matt Damon
MD: (No sé qué de cuando ella estaba en New York en el show de no sé quién...)
she was definitely fucking Matt Damon
SS: When I told you I was fucking Matt Damon...
I was fucking Matt Damon!
On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: She's fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon

SS: So, that's it, uhm, I think I was clear...
MD: qué coño dice?
SS: ha, it's ok
MD: Pretty damn good
SS: ah, anyway, uhm, you know we had a great run, Jim
and I hope there's no hard feelings
and I hope we can be friends...
I'm friends with all my boyfriends (mail? male? boyfriends)
If anything isn't clear,
or you need a closure of some kind
please, please, call my publicist Amy Zvi at BNCPR.
So take care...
MD: You know what? Stop right there.
Jimmy, we're out of time, sorry.
SS: You are so glad!!!
MD: A little bit, let's forget that guitar and go fuck Matt Damon!
Bye, Jimmy!

Mil perdones por las lagunas, pero coño, estudié inglés en Chamberí.