viernes, 31 de mayo de 2013
viernes, 17 de mayo de 2013
Jorge III de Inglaterra
"Nothing important happened today"
"Hoy no ha ocurrido nada importante". Ésto es lo que escribió en la entrada del 14 de Julio de 1.776 de su diario el Rey Jorge III de Inglaterra, justo el mismo día en que los Estados Unidos de América comenzaron su Guerra de Independencia.
Abre los ojos. Nunca sabes lo que te puedes estar perdiendo por no prestar atención.
martes, 14 de mayo de 2013
Oscar Wilde
"Nunca viajo sin mi diario. Uno debe tener siempre algo sensacional para leer en el tren"
Oscar Wilde
sábado, 11 de mayo de 2013
Fuck it! XD
XD
J. Pee - "I'm not gay"
J Pee baby, yup, yup Yeah, you know what it is Check this shit out man Check it out, Check it out Check it out, yeah Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot (Home Depot) Buyin' screws and nails, manly shit you know? (You know?) My homie says to me "What kind of drill you want?" (He asked me) So I said I wanted one right in the ass. What? I'm not gay I'm not gay It was a joke guys, come on I'm not gay I like vag more than a pornstar scandal But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle? Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark (Gettin' dark) The other team was looking straight scary as shit (Ooooo) But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it (He ain't scared) He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at My priority job was to protect the sack (Okay) So fourth down, he bends over and yells "Hike!" So I went and grabbed his balls! Uhhh... I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm just doing my job, step off I'm not gay It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them (I wasn't) I just care about the safety of your future children (Godfather) I'm not gay, I'm not gay Quit telling me that, man I'm not gay Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son P.S. I didn't know that you were so well hung Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood (Hollywood) Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like "Damn bitch, you fine!" ...Fuck I'm not gay guys That ain't me I'm just comfortable with my sexuality So I can admit when I see a guy Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod And ohh my god, take your pants off Um.. Fuck it. I'm gay I'm fucking gay I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling "Hey!" I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt (That's me) And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?" Yeah! I'm gay (I'm gay) I'm hella gay I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday And normal self expression doesn't suit me either That's why my degree is in musical theater I'm so gay man... - Dude! - What? - Get outta the shower! - Go use the other bathroom, guys - Come on, man, you're taking forever! You get in, you wash your body, you wash your hair, you get out. Even shaving doesn't take this long. - But... I'M GAY! - Dude, WE'RE ALL GAY! - Wait... you guys are gay too? - Yeah, man. We're not upset with you cause you're gay... - ...we're upset with you because you're molesting us! - Ey come on, man, it's been like 35 minutes. - Get out now, or I'm burning your pink socks... I'm serious. - ... Fine! :) Go ahead.
J. Pee - "I'm not gay"
J Pee baby, yup, yup Yeah, you know what it is Check this shit out man Check it out, Check it out Check it out, yeah Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot (Home Depot) Buyin' screws and nails, manly shit you know? (You know?) My homie says to me "What kind of drill you want?" (He asked me) So I said I wanted one right in the ass. What? I'm not gay I'm not gay It was a joke guys, come on I'm not gay I like vag more than a pornstar scandal But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle? Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark (Gettin' dark) The other team was looking straight scary as shit (Ooooo) But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it (He ain't scared) He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at My priority job was to protect the sack (Okay) So fourth down, he bends over and yells "Hike!" So I went and grabbed his balls! Uhhh... I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm just doing my job, step off I'm not gay It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them (I wasn't) I just care about the safety of your future children (Godfather) I'm not gay, I'm not gay Quit telling me that, man I'm not gay Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son P.S. I didn't know that you were so well hung Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood (Hollywood) Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like "Damn bitch, you fine!" ...Fuck I'm not gay guys That ain't me I'm just comfortable with my sexuality So I can admit when I see a guy Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod And ohh my god, take your pants off Um.. Fuck it. I'm gay I'm fucking gay I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling "Hey!" I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt (That's me) And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?" Yeah! I'm gay (I'm gay) I'm hella gay I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday And normal self expression doesn't suit me either That's why my degree is in musical theater I'm so gay man... - Dude! - What? - Get outta the shower! - Go use the other bathroom, guys - Come on, man, you're taking forever! You get in, you wash your body, you wash your hair, you get out. Even shaving doesn't take this long. - But... I'M GAY! - Dude, WE'RE ALL GAY! - Wait... you guys are gay too? - Yeah, man. We're not upset with you cause you're gay... - ...we're upset with you because you're molesting us! - Ey come on, man, it's been like 35 minutes. - Get out now, or I'm burning your pink socks... I'm serious. - ... Fine! :) Go ahead.
Lily Tomlin
“We have reason to believe that men first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
Lily Tomlin
Parece mentira que las lesbianas conozcan a los hombres mejor que los propios hombres... XD
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