jueves, 10 de diciembre de 2009

JackAsses

No, quien crea que va a ver un video "divertido", está equivocado.
Copio y pego:

En estado grave un menor de 16 años al que otros le introdujeron aire por el ano

  • Los hechos ocurrieron en el taller del padre de uno de los implicados
  • La investigación apunta a que hay un responsable y dos testigos

Un menor permanece en estado estable dentro de la gravedad después de que otros jóvenes le introdujeran aire a presión de UN COMPRESOR de los que se usa para las ruedas de camiones por el ano.

Fuentes sanitarias han explicado que la víctima, de 16 años de edad, se encuentra en la Unidad de Cuidados Intensivos (UCI) del hospital Médico-Quirúrgico de Jaén. Según ha explicado este miércoles el padre, el chaval, Francisco Javier, ha pasado la noche estable y no tiene fiebre, "aunque, esperanza, ninguna":

El menor llegó al complejo hospitalario jienense el viernes, con varios órganos afectados a causa de la descarga de aire a presión dentro de su cuerpo y, acto seguido, le intervinieron quirúrgicamente de una peritonitis. Más concretamente, como consecuencia del suceso, los facultativos han tenido que extirparle el bazo y parte de los intestinos. Además, tiene afectados el hígado y un riñón.

Los hechos se desarrollaron en la misma tarde del viernes en la localidad de Valdepeñas y, a tal efecto, la Guardia Civil y el juzgado han abierto una investigación para aclarar los extremos de este suceso, en el que por el momento no se ha practicado detención alguna, según precisó el Instituto Armado. Al parecer, el suceso es consecuencia de una macabra "broma".

Según han explicado los amigos de Francisco Javier, todo fue producto de una broma que se les ocurrió cuando se encontraban en el taller del padre de uno de ellos.

Según las primeras investigaciones, hay un responsable del suceso y dos testigos. Los padres de la víctima, de momento, no descartan emprender acciones legales por lo sucedido.


No quiero sonar a mi madre, pero ésto, antes de Jackass, no ocurría. ¿Qué generación de gilipollas estamos criando/creando?
Sin palabras, te lo juro.

Fuente: El Mundo. No, no es que yo ahora lea el Mundo, diosmelibre...

jueves, 19 de noviembre de 2009

Music, please

No sé por qué se me he venido ahora este pedazo de canción a la cabeza, y he sentido la necesidad de compartirla.

Peter Gabriel
"Mercy Street"


Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
Are the dreams all made solid
Are the dreams all made real

All of the buildings, all of those cars
Were once just a dream
In somebody's head

She pictures the broken glass, she pictures the steam
She pictures a soul
With no leak at the seam

Lets take the boat out
Wait until darkness
Let's take the boat out
Wait until darkness comes

Nowhere in the corridors of pale green and grey
Nowhere in the suburbs
In the cold light of day

There in the midst of it so alive and alone
Words support like bone

Dreaming of mercy st.
Wear your inside out
Dreaming of mercy
In your daddy('s arms again
Dreaming of mercy st.
'swear they moved that sign
Dreaming of mercy
In your daddy's arms

Pulling out the papers from the drawers that slide smooth
Tugging at the darkness, word upon word

Confessing all the secret things in the warm velvet box
To the priest-he's the doctor
He can handle the shocks

Dreaming of the tenderness-the tremble in the hips
Of kissing Mary's lips

Dreaming of mercy st.
Wear your insides out
Dreaming of mercy
In your daddy's arms again
Dreaming of mercy st.
'swear they moved that sign
Looking for mercy
In your daddy's arms

Mercy, mercy, looking for mercy
Mercy, mercy, looking for mercy

Anne, with her father is out in the boat
Riding the water
Riding the waves on the sea

lunes, 9 de noviembre de 2009

Publicidad extra ordinaria

Cuidadín con cómo se piden las cosas, chaval.



¡Y tú puta! XD

Publicidad de perros

¡Adopta a un perro ya! ¡Leches!



Y déjate de cerdos vietnamitas, iguanas y demás bellaquerías, que están mu bien en la selva.

Publicidad impagable

¡Delicioso! Os juro que hasta se me ha saltado una lagrimita...



XD

Claro que con estos niños se puede hacer cualquier cosa!!!


lunes, 19 de octubre de 2009

Playing for change

Pues nada, que quien tenga money que contribuya.







Lo sé, lo sé... en realidad yo lo pongo por el flipe musical, y no por colaborar con nada altruísta, pero oye, nunca se sabe...

viernes, 16 de octubre de 2009

Martin Luther King

"Nadie se nos montará encima si no doblamos la espalda"

Rígidos como palos, que ya va siendo hora de plantar cara, coññño!

miércoles, 14 de octubre de 2009

A little prayer

Que síiii, que vaaale, que soy un descastao, y que os tengo olvidaos y todo lo que me querais decir, pero es que os juro que últimamente me resulta taaan complicado encontrar algo interesante que decir...

Así que pa decir tonterías, mejor las cuelgo.

"I say a little prayer"


¡Me encantan los osetes haciendo bonderías pa colgarlas en YouTube! Porque están de moda desde hace unos años, te lo digo. ¿Que no os lo creéis? Oye, entrad en el BearLOL (el enlace está por ahí abajo, a la derecha)

Y hablando de todo un poco... Al de en medio me lo comía con patatas. Y sin patatas también, así en crudo. Con su barriguita y tó. Hale.

Muaks!

sábado, 12 de septiembre de 2009

¡Qué pena!

Lamento profundamente volver para... ésto:

Whitney Houston
"I look to you" (live)



Nunca volverá a cantar todas esas maravillosas canciones...
Se me escurre una lagrimita.
¡Qué mala es la drogaína!

miércoles, 1 de julio de 2009

Informanding

A todas aquellas almas cándidas que hayais decidido venir este finde a vivir el Orgullo Gay en Madrid...
- Estamos pasando por una bonita ola de la caló de la leshe. Máximas de alrededor de 35 (es decir, 43 en el termómetro de Cibeles) y mínimas nocturnas de más o menos 20. Sí, 20 grados en Tenerife en la playita tomando el sol es cojonudo. En Madrid, tirao en la cama a las 3 in the morning o'clock, es como tumbarse en la cocina lagüela. Que lo sepas, Meri.
- Metro de Madrid informa: este tren no realizará parada en la estación de Chueca por... "aglomeración de gente" (andén vacío, vacío, vacío... lo juro, que lo he visto yo con estos ojitos que se han de comer los anélidos). Enigüei, que éso significa que hay colas de 1 hora y 3/4 para sentarse en una terraza donde cobran 3,50 por decirte "buenas tardes".
- La mani, como siempre, a las 6 de la tarde. Y la Puerta de Alcalá da sombra como a 60. Que parece mu grande la joía, pero no.
¡Nos vemos! ;)

viernes, 26 de junio de 2009

Descansen en paz

Sé que no es bonita manera de volver después de este descanso (merecido), pero tenía que comentarlo: hoy han muerto Farrah Fawcett y Michael Jackson. Nefasto día para los fans.
Los dos fueron casi masacrados por su fama, vivieron esplendor y gloria y también pasaron por crítica y desfase. Se hundieron sus carreras por historias que nada tenían que ver con sus trabajos, pero nunca dejaron de ser quienes eran: una rubia natural bellísima con más talento del que parecía y un blanco teñido que escondió detrás de su cara de plástico a un músico genial e inimitable.
Descansen en paz
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Pincha aquí para ver otra obra maestra del video-clip.

Y aquí otro más.



Un estruendoso aplauso para ellos.

domingo, 31 de mayo de 2009

Musicombres del 31 de Mayo

Hale, que me da tiempo a colar una última entrada este mes.

Nena
"99 Luftballons" (International Remix)

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Decision Street
99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for.
This is it boys, this is war
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by

99 Knights of the air
Ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a superhero
Everyone's a Captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scramble in the summer sky
As 99 red balloons go by

99 dreams I have had
In every one a red balloon
It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go

99 red balloons
floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
Where 99 red balloons go by
99 luftballons
99 luftballons


Y aquí otro pedazo de musicón de la misma época.

Y más, MÁS, ¡¡¡MÁAAASS!!! Éso sí, desde ya aviso: infumable para los que odiais los remixes... XD

Madonna
"Drowned world / Substitute for love" (BT & Sasha Bucklodge Ashram Mix)


I traded fame for love
Without a second thought
It all became a silly a game
Somethings cannot be bought
I got exactly what I asked for
Wanted it so badly
Running, rushing back for more
I suffered fools so gladly
And now I find
I've changed my mind

Mmmmm, ooohhh, mmmmm
Famous faces, far off places
Trinkets I can buy
No handsome stranger, heady danger
Drug that I can try
No ferris wheel, no heart to steal
No laughter in the dark
No one-night stand, no far-off land
No fire that I can spark
The face of you
My substitute for love
My substitute for love
Mmmmm, mmmmm
Should I wait for you
My substitute for love
My substitute for love

The face of you
My substitute for love
My substitute for love
Mmmmm, mmmmm
Should I wait for you
My substitute for love
My substitute for love


Y como en breve me voy a la playita unos días a de sudá y de sudá, aquí va una de higiene corporal:

Eeehm... si, son los limones salvajes del Caribe.


Herbal Essences

martes, 26 de mayo de 2009

Musicombres del 26 de Mayo

Toma ya temazo. El original, y esta copia también:

Bomb the Bass featuring Maureen Walsh
"Say a little prayer" (Album Version)


The moment I wake up
Before I put on my make up
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair, now
And wondering what dress to wear, now
I say a little prayer for you
Forever and ever, you'll stay in my heart
And I will love you
Forever and ever, we never will part
Oh, how I love you
Together, together, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only bring heartbreak for me

I run for the bus, dear
While running I think of us, dear
I say a little prayer for you
And at work, I just take time
And all through my coffee break time
I say a little prayer for you
Forever and ever, you'll stay in my heart
And I will love you
Forever and ever, we never will part
Oh, how I love you
Together, together, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only bring heartbreak for me

My darling, believe me
For me, there is no one but you
Please, love me true
I'm in love with you
Answer my prayer, babe
Forever and ever, you'll stay in my heart
And I will love you
Forever and ever, we never will part
Oh, how I love you
Together, together, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only mean heartbreak for me
My darling, believe me
For me there is no one but you
Please, love me true
I'm in love with you
Answer my prayer, babe
Say you'll love me too
Answer my prayer, now, babe
Answer it right now, babe
Say you'll love me too

Como todo el mundo la recuerda de "La boda de mi mejor amigo", la revisitación 80era de hoy, también de peli.

Y ella...


Madonna
"Nobody knows me" (DJ Millennium's Closed Minded Mix 2)


I've had so many lives
Since I was a child
And I realise
How many times I've died
I'm not that kind of guy
Sometimes I feel shy
I think I can fly
Closer to the sky

No one's telling you how to live your life
But it's a setup until you're fed up

This world is not so kind
People trap your mind
It's so hard to find
Someone to admire

I… I sleep much better at night
I feel closer to the light
Now I'm gonna try
To improve my life

No one's telling you how to live your life
But it's a setup until you're fed up
It's no good when you're misunderstood
But why should I care?
What the world thinks of me
Won't let a stranger
Give me a social disease
Nobody, nobody knows me
Nobody knows me
Nobody knows me
Like you know me
Nobody knows me
Nobody knows me
Nobody knows me
Like-Like you know me
like-like-like

No one's telling me how to live my life
But it's a setup, and I'm just fed up
It's no good when you're misunderstood
But why should I care?
What the world thinks of me
Won't let a stranger
Give me a social disease
Like-like-like

I don't want no lies
I don't watch TV
I don't waste my time
Won't read a magazine
I don't want no lies
I don't watch TV
I don't waste my time
Won't read a magazine
I don't want no lies
I don't watch TV
I don't waste my time
Won't read a magazine
I don't want no lies
I don't watch TV
I don't waste my time
Won't read a magazine

I… I sleep much better at night
I feel closer to the light
Now I'm gonna try
To improve my life
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody

Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody knows me
Nobody knows me
Nobody knows me
Like you know me
Nobody knows me (It's no fun but the damage is done)
Nobody knows me
Nobody knows me
Like, like you know me (Don't want your social disease)
Like you know me
Like you know me
Like you know me
Like you know me (Don't want your social disease)

Nobody knows me - I don't want no lies
Nobody knows me - I don't watch TV
Nobody knows me - I don't waste my time
Like you know me - Won't read a magazine
Don't want your social disease

Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody



La humorada del día:


Y a éste ¿por dónde se la meto?

¿Infantil?

domingo, 24 de mayo de 2009

Musicombres del 24 de Mayo

Esta semana se me ha ido la pinza.
Parreglarlo, un clasicazo 80ero, de los primeros que triunfaron a mil copiando a otros.

Marx & Spencer
"Stay" (Extended Version)


People stay,
just a little bit longer
We wanna play
just a little bit longer
Now if your mother don't mind
and your union don't mind
can't we take a little time
can't we leave it all behind
and sing one more song

Oh won't you stay
just a little bit longer
please please please
say you will, say you will

Oh won't you stay
just a little bit longer oh oh
please please stay just a little bit more
Just a little bit more
Now your mother don't mind
and your brothers don't mind
can't we take a little time
can't we leave it all behind
and sing one more song
Oh won't you stay
just a little bit longer
please please please
say you will
Say you will
'Cause your mother won't mind
and your union don't mind
can't we take a little time
can't we leave it all behind
and sing.

Bueno, me he sacado la letra de la manga, así que si algo suena raro, ya sabeis por qué.
No voy a dejar de recordar antiguos capítulos musicales de este vuestro blog. Aquí, otro cover fantásticamente 80ero.

Y más Madonna, clarostá, porque el tema se va acercando... ¡2 mesecitos! ;)

Madonna
"Music" (Dave Aude Vocal Mix)

Music... music... music... music... (x4)

Music makes the people come together
Boogie-woogie

Hey Mister D.J. put a record on
I wanna dance with my baby
And when the music starts
I never wanna stop
It's gonna drive me crazy

Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like my Acid Rock
Music makes the people come together
Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels
Music makes the people come together (yeah)
Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels
boogie-woogie boogie-woogie boogie-woogie boogie-woogie

Don't think of yesterday and don't look at the clock
I like to boogie-woogie
It's like ridin' on the wind
And it never goes away
Touches everything I'm in
Got to have it every day
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like to boogie-woogie
Do you like my Acid Rock
Music makes the people come together
Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels
Music makes the people come together (yeah)
Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels

Music... music... music... music... (x4)

And when the music starts
I never wanna stop
It's gonna drive me crazy - drive me crazy - drive me crazy - drive me crazy
And when the music starts
I never wanna stop
It's gonna drive me crazy - drive me crazy - drive me crazy - drive me crazy
And when the music starts
I never wanna stop
It's gonna drive me crazy - drive me crazy - drive me crazy - drive me crazy
Music... music... music... music... (x8)
Music makes the people come together
Music makes the people come together
Music makes the people come together (yeah)
Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels
Y éstos, hale, a cantá y a bailá, que son dos días!

Como se la chupes a mi novio te muerdo, játetúloquetedigo.


Eeeereees túuuu como el aaguaa de mii fueeeeeeenteeee

martes, 19 de mayo de 2009

Musicombres del 19 de Mayo

Una de Reina del DiscoDance

Donna Summer
"Love is in control (Finger on the trigger)" (Extended Version)

(I've) hung around with big shots
never knew love was in the sights
I guess I missed the target
caught up in a different line of fire
But I know since I've been aiming
for the sweetness in your soul
your name is on the bullet
and it's gettin' ready to explode.
There's been a change inside my life
and I just wanna let you know
(Baby) I've got my finger on the trigger (let's have some fun)
(a won't cha be my) love is in control (my number one)
I've got my finger on the trigger
I ain't lettin' go
(Baby) I've got my finger on the trigger (let's have some fun)
(a won't cha be my) love is in control (my number one)
I've got my finger on the trigger
I ain't lettin' go
Baby, let's have some fun
a won't cha be my, my number one

Mama used to tell me
girl, you better load your gun up right
she said ya, ya gotta come out smokin'
hit it with your best shot every time
Well I didn't understand her
'til you walked right into range
I saw your love at twenty paces
and I knew I'd won the game
you better raise your heart up high
or love will blow you right away
I've got my finger on the trigger
love is in control
I've got my finger on the trigger
I ain't lettin' go
I've got my finger on the trigger
love is in control
I've got my finger on the trigger
I ain't lettin' go

Leave off that safety catch
there ain't no risk
we're gonna have some fun
I've got cha, love's begun
so stay with me
until the mornin' sun
Leave off that safety catch
there ain't no risk
we're gonna have some fun
I've got cha, love's begun
so stay with me
until the mornin' sun
You're superbullet number one

Baby, let's have some fun
a won't cha be my, my number one
Baby, let's have some fun
a won't cha be my, my number one

Baby, let's have some fun
a won't cha be my, my number one
Baby, let's have some fun
a won't cha be my, my number one
I've got my finger on the trigger
love is in control
I've got my finger on the trigger
I ain't lettin' go
Baby, let's have some fun
a won't cha be my, my number one

Mama used to tell me
girl, you better load your gun up right
she said ya, ya gotta come out smokin'
hit it with your best shot every time
Well I didn't understand her
'til you walked right into range
I saw your love at twenty paces
and I knew I'd won the game
you better raise your heart up high
or love will blow you right away
(Baby) I've got my finger on the trigger -say it, watch out baby- (let's have some fun)
(a won't cha be my) love is in control - watch out, watch out (my number one)
(Baby) I've got my finger on the trigger -one more time- (let's have some fun)
(a won't cha be my) I ain't lettin' go -watch out baby- (my number one)
I've got my finger on the trigger
love is in control -you're superbullet-
I've got my finger on the trigger
I ain't lettin' go -I'm gonna prove it-
(Repeat to fade...)

De Donna Summer sólo os recuerdo ésta porque las demás o son baladas o son de los 70.

Pero de Madonna os pongo una más, por supuesto!

Madonna
"Hung up" (Chus and Ceballos Club Mix)

I'm hung up, I'm hung up

Time goes by... so slowly
Time goes by... so slowly
Time goes by... so slowly
Time goes by... so slowly
Time goes by... so slowly
Time goes by... so slowly
Time goes by... so slowly

Time goes by... so slowly
Time goes by... so slowly
Time goes by... so slowly
Time goes by... so slowly
Time goes by so slowly for those who wait
No time to hesitate
Those who run seem to have all the fun
I'm caught up
I don't know what to do
Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you
Waiting for your call
baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on you
Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you
Waiting for your call
baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on you
I'm hung up
I'm hung up
I'm hung up
I'm hung up

Ring, ring, ring, goes the telephone
The lights are on but there's no-one home
Tick tick tock, it's a quarter to two
And I'm done
I'm hangin' up on you

I'm hung up, I'm hung up
I'm hung up
I'm hung up, hung up, hung up, hung up...

I can't keep on waiting for you
I know that you're still hesitating
Don't cry for me 'cause I'll find my way
You'll wake up one day
But it'll be too late

Time goes by... so slowly
Time goes by... so slowly
Time goes by... so slowly - I'm hung up
so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly - I'm hung up
so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly - I'm hung up
so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly - I'm hung up
so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly - I'm hung up
so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly - I'm hung up
so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly - I'm hung up on you
I'm hung up, I'm hung up, I'm hung up, I'm hung up, I'm hung up on you

I'm hung up - I'm hung up


Y ahora, unos chicos de cine:

¡Carol Aaaaanne, ve hacia la luuuuz!

Hannibal the Cannibal

domingo, 17 de mayo de 2009

Eurovisión 2009

No se merecía ésto... Qué escandalazo para los eurofans...

Soraya
"La noche es para mí" (Directo desde Móscú)


No es amor de madre, me ha parecido la mejor canción de baile del festival. La presentación un poco cutre, merecía un pedazo de baile con 5 chulazos, pero bueno, TVE es así, además de hacer esas cosas que hacen que este pedazo de canción quede prácticamente en último lugar de 25. Dará que hablar, y mucho, a los euroforeros. No es que fuera a ganar -entre lo que odian por ahí a España por ser uno de los 5 fijos y que sólo tenemos 3 vecinos que nos votan y no muchos puntos- pero esta chica y esta canción merecían estar entre los 4 primeros.
Y no voy a dejar de dar mi opinión sobre el resto, que no, que no...
La canción noruega no me parecía en absoluto para tanto. Ni para ganar, ni mucho menos para batir el record de puntuación. Creo recordar que mi preferida -después de Soraya, por supu!- era Finlandia... ejem. Si, si, mirad los listados y reid.
También me da la impresión de que en España (igual que en otros 8 ó 10 países) nos hemos quedado anclados en aquello de "la canción eurovisiva". Hay 20 países nuevos que no saben lo que es una canción eurovisiva. Es más, esa típica canción de la que siempre pensabas "ésta gana" ahora dice bien poco, porque esos 20 países han modernizado mucho el concepto del concurso, el aire musical, y los de siempre nos hemos quedado con 3 palmos de narices... y nuestras canciones de siempre. Pero bueno, la cuestión de las votaciones a los vecinos, los tipos de música, etc, es tema de todos los años.
El tema de este año parece ser la metedura de pata de TVE al transmitir en directo un partido de tenis en lugar de una de las semifinales de Eurovisión. ¿Que qué tiene que ver? Pues mucho, porque se supone que las semifinales se retransmiten para que cienes y cienes (o incluso miles) de personas televoten. Lo cual significa que todos los países que cantaban en esa semifinal se han cogido el cesto de las chufas porque los españolitos no pudimos televotar. Según las malas lenguas (con perdón para mis amiguitos, que no tienen malas lenguas pero son quienes me informan de estas cosas) la pobre Soraya ha estado a puntito de no poder defender su tema. De ahí el escándalo del que hablaba y que seguro que ya se está cociendo en los foros más verduleros.
Anda que, entre lo de los pitidos al Rey en el partido de la Copa del susodicho, y ésto, TVE se está luciendo...
Bueno, pues éso, que se merecía tranquilamente un primer puesto, o alguno muy bueno, qué coño. Espero que el resto de Europa lo entienda y cuando saque la canción en inglés se coma las listas de ventas. Hombreyá.
Por cierto: me ha gustado mucho más cómo suena en directo que en disco. Mucho más thumpa-thumpa-pow-pow!! BLONDE POWER!!! XD

sábado, 16 de mayo de 2009

Musicombres del 16 de Mayo

Music, please! Jo, qué vicio tenía yo con estos chicos. Y qué buenorro estaba Dave Gahan por aquel entonces. Ayns! Cómo se estropean los cuerpos! XD

Depeche Mode
"Love in itself" (Part 3)


There was a time (Hubo un momento)
When all on my mind was love (en que todo en mi mente era amor)
Now I find that most of the time (ahora me encuentro con que la mayoría del tiempo)
Love's not enough in itself (el amor no es suficiente... por sí mismo)

All of these insurmountable tasks (Todas estas tareas insalvables)
That lay before me (que hay frente a mí)
All of the firsts and the definite lasts (todos los primeros y los definitivos últimos)
That lay in store for me (que hay guardados para mí)
There was a time (Hubo un momento)
When all on my mind was love (en que todo en mi mente era amor)
Now I find that most of the time (ahora me encuentro con que la mayoría del tiempo)
Love's not enough in itself (el amor no es suficiente... por sí mismo)

Consequently, I've a tendency to be unhappy (En consecuencia tengo una tendencia a ser infeliz)
You see the thoughts in my head (Ves los pensamientos en mi cabeza)
All the words that were said (todas las palabras que se dijeron)
All the blues and the reds get to me (todas las tristezas y pasiones vuelven a mí)
There was a time (Hubo un momento)
When all on my mind was love (en que todo en mi cabeza era amor)
Now I find that most of the time (ahora me encuentro con que la mayoría del tiempo)
Love's not enough in itself (el amor no es suficiente... por sí mismo)
Love's not enough in itself (El amor no es suficiente por sí mismo)

All of these absurdities (Todas estas cosas absurdas)
That lay before us (que hay frente a nosotros)
All of the doubts and the certainties (todas las dudas y certezas)
That lay in store for us (que nos aguardan)
There was a time
When all on my mind was love (love love love)
Now I find that most of the time
Love's not enough in itself

Claro que estos chiquillos ya habían aparecido por aquí. Y también por aquí.

Nuestra chica del año:

Madonna
"Don't tell me" (Thunderpuss' 2001 Hands in the Air Anthem)


Get up... get up... get up... get up...
Tell the rain not to... tell the rain not to...
Tell the rain not to drop.
Tell the rain not to drop!
Don't tell me to stop,
tell the rain not to drop
Tell the wind not to blow
'cause you said so, mmm
Tell the sun not to shine
not to get up this time, no, no
Let it fall by the way
but don't leave me where I lay down
Tell me love isn't true
It's just something that we do
Tell me everything I'm not but
please don't tell me to stop

Tell the leaves not to turn
but don't ever tell me I'll learn, no, no
Take the black off a crow
but don't tell me I have to go
Tell the bed not to lay
like the open mouth of a grave, yeah
Not to stare up at me
like a calf down on its knees
Tell me love isn't true
It's just something that we do
Tell me everything I'm not but
don't ever tell me to stop

Don't you ever tell me love isn't true
It's just something that we do
Don' you ever tell me everything I'm not but
don't ever tell me to stop
Don't you ever
don't ever tell me to stop
don't ever tell me to stop
don't ever tell me to stop
Please don't, please don't
please don't tell me to stop
(Don't you ever tell me)
Don't you ever,
don't ever tell me to stop
Don't you ever
don't ever tell me to stop
(Tell the rain not to drop)
Don't you ever
Don't ever tell me to stop (x16)
Tell the rain not to drop!
Get up... get up... get up... get up...

Tell me love isn't true
It's just something that we do
Tell me everything I'm not but
don't ever tell me to stop
(Don't you ever tell me)Tell me love isn't true
It's just something that we do
(Don't you ever tell me) Tell me everything I'm not but
don't ever tell me to stop
Don't you ever tell me
Please don't, please don't
please don't tell me to stop
(Don't you ever tell me)
Don't you ever,
don't ever tell me to stop (x8)

Get up... get up... get up... get up...
love love love love


Ya no me caben en el cuello, así que el próximo...


¡Joé, no encuentro la guinda!

martes, 12 de mayo de 2009

Musicombres del 12 de Mayo

Jo, mi technopoppy, qué pocos quedan de aquellos... Snif!

Erasure
"It doesn't have to be" (Boop Oopa Doo Mix)

One against one (+8)

(Chorreo en berebere o quién sabe qué)

You are on one side
And I am on the other
Are we divided?

You are on one side
I am on the other
Are we divided?
Why can't we live together?
There are no rights
This isn't your decision
We need to talk of changing things
But no one wants to listen
It doesn't have to be like that
It doesn't have to be like that
It doesn't have to be like that

A heart on the inside
The same as any other
Are we divided?
Someone always has to suffer
We are broken
There's no one left to change it
Is that the way it has to be?
Why can't we rearrange it?
It doesn't have to be like that
(one against one)
It doesn't have to be like that
(one against one)
It doesn't have to be like that

(Ristra en suahili o algo parecido)

What is the secret
In calling me a brother?
Are we divided?
Always one against the other
We are strong now
Put down the ammunition
For what we know is right
Is gonna breakdown this division
It doesn't have to be like that
(one against one)
It doesn't have to be like that
(one against one)
It doesn't have to be like that
(one against one)
(one against one)
(one against one)
It doesn't have to be like that
(one against one)
(one against one)
(one against one)

(one against one)
(one against one)
(one against one)
It doesn't have to be like that
(one against one)
(one against one)
(one against one)
It doesn't have to be like that
(one against one)
(one against one)
(one against one)
It doesn't have to be like that
(one against one)
(one against one)
(one against one)
It doesn't have to be like that
(one against one)
(one against one)
(one against one)
It doesn't have to be like that
(one against one)
(one against one)
You are one side
And I am on the other
Are we divided?

(one against one)
(one against one)

Por supu que ya les habíamos oído aquí. Y aquí. Y también aquí.

Y a Madonna la tenemos aquí:

Madonna
"Sorry" (DirtyHands Heard it all Before Mix)

Je suis désolé
Lo siento
Ik ben droevig
Sono spiacente
Perdóname
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'forgive me'
Please don't say 'forgive me'
Please don't say 'forgive me'
Please don't say 'forgive me'

I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before

I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
I've heard it all before
And I can take care of myself
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'forgive me'
I've seen it all before
And I can't take it anymore

You're not half the man you think you are
Save your words because you've gone too far
I've listened to your lies and all your stories (Listen to your stories)
You're not half the man you'd like to be
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
I've heard it all before
And I can take care of myself
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'forgive me'
I've seen it all before
And I can't take it anymore

Don't explain yourself 'cause talk is cheap
There's more important things than hearing you speak
You stayed because I made it so convenient (I made it so convenient)
Don't explain yourself, you'll never see
Please don't say 'forgive me'
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'forgive me'
Please don't say 'forgive me'
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'forgive me'

Gomenasai
Mujhe maaf kardo
Przepraszam
Sleechah
Forgive me...
(Sorry, sorry, sorry)
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
I've heard it all before
And I can take care of myself
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'forgive me'
I've seen it all before
And I can't take it anymore
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
I've heard it all before
And I can take care of myself
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'forgive me'
I've seen it all before
And I can't take it anymore
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
I've heard it all before
And I can take care of myself
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'forgive me'
I've seen it all before
And I can't take it anymore
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
I've heard it all before
And I can take care of myself
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'forgive me'
I've seen it all before
And I can't take it anymore

I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
(Don't explain yourself cause talk is cheap)
I've heard it all before, And I can take care of myself
(There's more important things than hearing you speak)
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'forgive me'

Con éstos, pa qué decir sorry, oyes...

¡Esa ventanaaa!


Megasofá

lunes, 11 de mayo de 2009

Musicombres del 11 de Mayo

Uff, qué tiempos, qué cosas...
Modern Talking
"Brother Louie" (Special Long Version)

Dear, love is a burning fire
Stay, cause then the flames grow higher
Babe, dont let him steel your heart
It's easy - easy
Girl, this game can't last forever
Why we cannot live together?
Try - don't let him take your love from me
You're no good, can't you see brother Louie, Louie, Louie
I'm in love - set her free
Oh, she's only looking to me
Only love breaks her heart brother Louie, Louie, Louie
Only love's paradise
Oh - she's only looking to me
Brother Louie, Louie, Louie
Oh, she's only looking to me
Oh, let it Louie
She is undercover
Brother Louie, Louie, Louie
Oh, doing what he's doing
So, leave it Louie
Cause I'm her lover

Stay, cause this boy wants to gamble
Stay, love's more than he can handle, girl
Oh, come on stay by me forever, ever
Why does he go on pretending
That - his love is never ending?
Babe, dont let him steel your love from me
You're no good, can't you see brother Louie, Louie, Louie
I'm in love - set her free
Oh, she's only looking to me
Only love breaks her heart brother Louie, Louie, Louie
Only love's paradise
Oh - she's only looking to me
Brother Louie, Louie, Louie
Oh, she's only looking to me
Oh, let it Louie
She is undercover
Brother Louie, Louie, Louie
Oh, doing what he's doing
So, leave it Louie
Cause I'm her lover

Brother Louie, Louie, Louie
Oh, she's only looking to me
Oh, let it Louie
She is undercover
Brother Louie, Louie, Louie
Oh, doing what he's doing
So, leave it Louie
Cause I'm her lover
Brother Louie, Louie

Brother Louie, Louie,
Oh, she's only looking to me
Oh, let it Louie
She is undercover
Brother Louie, Louie,
Oh, doing what he's doing
So, leave it Louie
Cause I'm her lover
Brother Louie, Louie,
Oh, she's only looking to me
Oh, let it Louie
She is undercover
Brother Louie, Louie,
Oh, doing what he's doing
So, leave it Louie
Cause I'm her lover

Sip, por supuesto que habíamos oido a los MT antes, aquí.

Y también la hemos oido a ella cienes y cienes de veces, pero una más no hace daño...
Madonna
"Secret" (Junior's Sound Factory Mix)

Somethin's comin' over, comin' over, comin' over, comin' over...

Things haven't been the same
Since you came into my life
You found a way to touch my soul
And I'm never, ever, ever gonna let it go.
Happiness lies in your own hand
It took me much too long to understand
How it could be
Until you shared your secret with me
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over me
My baby's got a secret

You gave me back the paradise
That I thought I lost for good
You helped me find the reasons why
It took me by surprise that you understood
You knew all along
What I never wanted to say
Until I learned to love myself
I was never ever lovin' anybody else
Happiness lies in your own hand
It took me much too long to understand
How it could be
Until you shared your secret with me
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over me
My baby's got a secret
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over me
My baby's got a secret

Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over me
My baby's got a secret
Mmm mmm, mmm mmm

Mmm mmm Something's comin' over, comin' over, comin' over, comin' over...

Happiness lies in your own hand
It took me much too long to understand
How it could be
Until you shared your secret with me
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over me
My baby's got a secret
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over me
My baby's got a secret

Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over
Mmm mmm Something's comin' over me
My baby's got a secret

No es ningún secreto: me gustan los hombres, y esas cosas que tienen.

Dos capullos besándose

Cari, te tengo dicho que te duches pa follar.

domingo, 10 de mayo de 2009

Musicombres del 10 de Mayo

Pordiosyporlavirgendelas3tetas! ¿Cómo es posible que llevara tantirrísimo tiempo sin poner a mis chicos de la tienda de mascotas?
Pet Shop Boys
"Opportunities (Let's make lots of money)" (Disco Mix)


(Money)
I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks
My car is parked outside, I'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner, someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question: Do you want to be rich?
I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of money

You can tell I'm educated, I studied at the Sorbonne
Doctorate in Mathematics, I could have been a don
I can program a computer, choose the perfect time
If you've got the inclination, I've got the crime
Oh, there's a lot of opportunities
If you know when to take them, you know?
There's a lot of opportunities
If there aren't, you can make them
Make or break them
I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money (Oooooooh)
You've got the brawn, I've got the brain
Let's make lots of money (Oooooooh)

Money...
I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of money

(Money)
I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks
My car is parked outside, I'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner, someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question: Do you want to be rich?

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of money

You can tell I'm educated, I studied at the Sorbonne
Doctorate in mathematics, I could have been a don
I can program a computer, choose the perfect time
If you've got the inclination, I have got the crime

Oh, there's a lot of opportunities
If you know when to take them, you know?
There's a lot of opportunities
If there aren't, you can make them
Make or break them
I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money (Oooooooh)
You've got the brawn, I've got the brain
Let's make lots of money

Money...
Money...
(Aaaah ah ah ah ah aaaah)
Money (Money)
(Aaaah ah ah ah ah aaaah)
Di du da di da bu di ba)
Money...

You can see I'm single-minded, I know what I could be
How'd you feel about it, come and take a walk with me?
I'm looking for a partner, regardless of expense
Think about it seriously, you know, it makes sense
Let's (Got the brains)
Make (Got the looks)
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)
(Let's) You've got the brawn
(Make) I've got the brain
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)
I've got the brains (Got the brains)
You've got the looks (Got the looks)
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)
Money!

Y como hacía tanto, aquí les tenemos por partida doble.
Y triple, hombre!

Además, sigo con la Primaveronna:

Madonna
"Like a prayer" (12'' Extended Remix)

Take you there - take you there - take you
Take you there - take you there - take you there
In the midnight hour
Just like a prayer
you know I'll take you there

I hear your voice, it's like an angel sighing
I have no choice, I hear your voice, feels like flying
I close my eyes, oh God, I think I'm falling out of the sky
I close my eyes, Heaven help me.
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there.

Like a child, you whisper softly to me
You're in control just like a child, now I'm dancing
It's like a dream, no end and no beginning
You're here with me, it's like a dream
Let the choir sing:
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there.
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there.
(oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone.
I hear you call my name and it feels like... Home.
Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there
Just like a muse to me, you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no choice, your voice can take me there.

Just like a prayer, I'll take you there
It's like a dream to me (ooh-ooh ooh)
Just like a prayer, I'll take you there (I'll take you there)
It's like a dream to me (oooh yeah)
Just like a prayer, I'll take you there (I'll take you there)
It's like a dream to me (oh yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Just like a prayer, I'll take you there (oooh yeah)
It's like a dream to me (oh oh oh oh)

Just like a prayer (it's like) your voice can take me there (a prayer)
Just like a muse to me (your voice can take me there) you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no choice, your voice can take me there.
Just like a prayer (it's like) your voice can take me there (a prayer)
Just like a muse to me (your voice can take me there) you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no choice, your voice can take me there
(It's like) Your voice can take me there (a prayer)
(your voice can take me there) Just like a prayer
(it's like a prayer)
(It's like a prayer, your voice can take me there)
(It's like a prayer)
(It's like a prayer, your voice can take me there)
(It's like a prayer)
(It's like a prayer, your voice can take me there)
(It's like a prayer)
(It's like a prayer, your voice can take me there)
(It's like a prayer)
(It's like a prayer, your voice can take me there)
(It's like a prayer)
(It's like a prayer, your voice can take me there)
(It's like a prayer)

Después de este momento místico, recemos, hermanos...

Mira al pajaritoooo!

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