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Listen to the music!:
Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y.


[C] OK! I'm a cheerleader now!
[Chorus]
[D&C] U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly [X4]

[C] I saw you walking down the street just the other day
[C] I didn't see your damage from that far away
[C] I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
[C] You walked up to me with your buck teethe a gleaming
[C] Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
[C] I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
[C] You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
[C] I don't mean to insult you
[C] Oh wait! Yes I do.

[D] Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
[D] You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
[C] When looks were handed out you were last in line
[C] Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
[D] Did you fall off a building and land on your head
[D) Or did a truch run over your face instead
[C] There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill

[D&C] You're ugly!
[D&C]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]

[D] What you really need is to wear a mask
[D] And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)
[C] You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you
[C] You're the main attraction at the city zoo
[D] You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
[D] When you wear a yellow coat people shout out: cab!
[C] (So funny)

[D] You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
[D] And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
[C] Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
[D] You can't disguise your googly eyes
[D] In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
[C] Yo mama says you ugly -
[D&C] You ugly!

[D&C]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
[D]
Get busy [X9]
[C] Yo mam says your ugly
[D] Get busy
[C] Yo mam says your ugly
[D] Get busy
[C] Yo mam says your ugly
[D] Get busy
[D&C] Your ugly!

[D&C] U.U.U.U.
[D] Now I feel like blondie

[D&C]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]

[D] Quasimodo
[C] Camel breath
[D] Squarehead
[D&C] Ugly!

[C] Chicken legs
[D] Pig face
[C] Chin like bubba
[D&C] Ugly!

[D] Fish lips
[C] Toad licker
[D] Poindexter
[D&C] Ugly!

[C] Spaghetti arms
[D] Limp butt
[D&C] Freak shown -ugly!

[D&C]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X1]

[D&C]
U.G.L.Y - [C] You could make an onion cry

[D&C]
U.G.L.Y - [D] Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.

[D&C]
U.G.L.Y [X6]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly!

La cuestión de esta entrada no es la canción en sí, que es mu graciosa (me encanta, en serio...), todo hay que decirlo (por dios, que no se molesten los barrigones peludos... XD) No. La cuestión es la moda que existe desde hace un tiempo de que esos mismos barrigones peludos, los osetes, se dediquen a grabarse haciendo el payaso y a colgar el resultado en YouTube, como es el caso. A los que estéis enamorados de los ositos cachondetes, ahí teneis, en los enlaces de la derecha (las güebs pa pasar el rato), el de "Bearlol", una página exclusivamente de osos haciendo el tolay en internet. Si es que hay gente para todo, oyes.

Y os pongo otro ejemplo porque la canción también me gustaba mucho en su momento, porque la camiseta que lleva el tío mola, y... porque me parece que está como un queso de tetilla!!! :D