Andes mama crais.

¡¡¡PA LA ISA!!!
Atención a las caras de mala ostia de la rubia del coro y... ¡a las risas del público!

Y aquí la mítica letra de la mítica canción, en inglés y la traducción al caló:

As the snow flies (andes nou frai)
On a cold and gray chicago mornin (onde courengrei chicago moun)
A poor little baby child is born (beibibeibichail is güon)
In the ghetto (chindeguetouun)
And his mama cries (ainde jermama crai)
cause if theres one thing that she dont need (cosinifigüán sido sidoní)
Its another hungry mouth to feed (muodridi engri maufidin de guebebeto
In the ghetto

People, dont you understand (Pipol youn undertain)
The child needs a helping hand (dechildi quilpinjan)
Or hell grow to be an angry young man some day (equilgro biondiyón muán dei)
Take a look at you and me, (tuqueluqueyú en mi)
Are we too blind to see, (agüeichu blai chu si)
Do we simply turn our heads (deigüi simpli ten an güen)
And look the other way (anglúd de onde güei)

Well the world turns (Güede güel ten)
And a hungry little boy with a runny nose (ande güelguein jeiquilichibugüi renibus)
Plays in the street as the cold wind blows (plisistriti güai blus)
In the ghetto (inde guetouu)

And his hunger burns (ande jangai ben)
So he starts to roam the streets at night (sosiestar erchurruánestrit naili)
And he learns how to steal (yustueifilijifaunchfist)
And he learns how to fight (...)
In the ghetto (inde guetouou)

Then one night in desperation (decuanei en deprechon)
A young man breaks away (deyon mal briqueagüei)
He buys a gun, steals a car, (ejiseical estilicar)
Tries to run, but he dont get far (quilturruan estruifarjoguón)
And his mama cries (mama crai)

As a crowd gathers round an angry young man (ardecraunganderruánestrí youman)
Face down on the street with a gun in his hand (feisdaundistuitif)
In the ghetto (inde gueeeto)

As her young man dies, (ande younman dai)
On a cold and gray chicago mornin, (onde cordeingrei chicaco moun)
Another little baby child is born (moderliti beibi chaildish is boun)
In the ghetto (... in the gheeetoo)
and his mama cries. (andes mama craaiiiii)
He sacado la letra de este clásico de oído, así que es posible que haya alguna errata. Ejem.

Y ahora la versión modelna. Y lo de este cretino es peor, que este canta en epañó, delde ta la vía. Vale, ya sé que no es tan impactante e hilarante como el Príncipe Gitano, pero tenía que ponerlo...